Reasons why I shouldn't write for MLPFiM - Episode 2, With friends like these...

-          SCENE. INT. CANTERLOT CASTLE.

The Mane Six have been restrained by The Changelings, Queen Chrysalis has captured and imprisoned Princess Celestia in a cocoon, Shining Armour is under hypnosis, and Cadance has been glued to the floor with goo.

Chrysalis.

(Coming closer to Twilight Sparkle and rubbing a hoof under her chin as she laughs)

It's funny, really. Twilight here was suspicious of my behaviour all along. Too bad the rest of you were too caught up in your wedding planning to realize those suspicions were correct.

Twilight swats the hoof away as Applejack gets closer to her.

Applejack.

Sorry, Twi. We should've listened to you.

Twilight turns around with her brow frowned and spouts with an angry tone.

Twilight.

Oh, and I guess that solves everything, doesn’t it?

Applejack.

(Confused and shaken)

W-What?

Twilight

(Moking Applejack’s voice)

Oh sorry Twi, we should have listened. It’s not like we are friends and we trust you, and we saved the world before, twice!

Applejack.

Wow there Nelly, yer getting a little too frazzled-

Twilight.

Oh really!? Well whoop-dee-feather-do AJ! What do you expect me to do!? How do you think I feel!?

Rarity

(Interrupting)

Darling, it’s not just her fault. We are all responsible for this.

Twilight.

Of course you are! You five are the worst friends ever! Not only you didn’t trust me but you shunned me!? What kind of friendship is that!?

Rainbow Dash.

(Shrugging)

To be perfectly honest, you have worried over nothing before.

The five ponies nod in agreement as Twilight just waves her hoof.

Twilight.

You think I didn’t learn anything!? You think I wouldn’t worry over something again unless I was one hundred percent sure of it!?

Queen Chrysalis turns around, looking rather concerned and quite shocked.

Chrysalis.

Twilight Sparkle, I think you made your point.

Twilight.

Oh shut up, you...bug! Besides, you just got what you wanted! Why don’t you go enjoy it!?

Chrysalis.

Your whining is souring my moment of glory! It took me hundreds of years to plan this scheme! I want to enjoy it now that it worked!

Twilight.

Oh good for you! Well that justifies everything, doesn’t it!?

Queen Chrysalis shakes her head and turns back to the window as she tries to ignore the complaining unicorn. Applejack and Rarity try to keep reasoning with her.

Applejack.

Twi, we are all sorry.

Twilight.

No, that doesn’t cut it! Either all of you say it like you mean it, or I won’t accept your apologies!

Applejack turns to her friends, who all shrug and sigh as they apologize.

Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash and Rarity.

(With a monotone voice)

We are sorry Twilight.

Twilight pouts and turns around, looks up and points at Princess Celestia.

Twilight.

And you! You are the worst teacher ever! You said I had a lot to think about!? How about you think about what you’ve done!? I’m out of here!

Twilight Sparkle walks out of the throne room as the doors close behind her. Queen Chrysalis turns around and arches an eyebrow.

Chrysalis.

And I am supposed to be the bad guy.

Wacky 1930’s music plays followed by canned laughter as the picture makes a circular fade with Chrysalis making a silly face inside it.